My Novel
You may wonder what this page is.It is a page where I post small novels that I write!!!
Here is the first novel,errysia!
errysia
by Errietta Kostala
This novel is protected by copyright laws(it is?) copying a part or the whole novel will be punished!!
there you go!Enjoy!
Quite a long ago..
there was a world, here in Earth,that was like heaven.It was full of grass and flowers.It was only discovered by a few humans,and not many. There was no pollution,no war,no sad things.
The habitats were errys, funny humans that loved weird things. They had fun all day long 
!There was no need for work,as errys ate things from trees and animals which were never ending. There was,therefour,no need for money!!!It was the law that every erry that did something bad was kicked out of erryworld and unable to go back/...This is the story of the leader,erry and a bad erry called ezukaberry. It all started one fine day..
erry:Hi, berry!Hi cherry! Wanna go play in the meedow?Its a nice,sunny day!
berry: Yay!Yay! Let's go please!
erry:ok!
ezukaberry:What are you errys doing here?I rule on Earth!I should've been the leader!
erry:I was elected,ezukab!
Cherry:Yeah
ezukaberry:ARRRRRRRRGHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
So,ezukaberry fell on erry and attacked her..But erry used her leader power and threw her away.
ezukaberry:Hm.You won this once
erry:get out of this world!
ezukaberry:Fine. I'll create my own world,so I won't need a stupid "erry" next to my name!
So,ezukab made her own world...It was a world of pollution and war,like the human world.
Meanwhile...
erry:Aaah..lying on the grass is better when you play gameboy!
cherry:Help!berry was kidnapped
erry:You mean..erry-napped?\
cherry:That
erry:That's sirious!Let's go save her!
cherry:But how will we save berry?
erry:We'll have to go to ezukabworld!
cherry:Fine,Let's go!
-Later,at ezukabworld-
erry:I need to get to the castle..But this world has so many towns.Why are towns needed so much,anyway?
cherry:Who knows?Let's start from ezukab town!
ezukab town
ezukab town was a smal town,but it had atleast ten shops...Why are clothes needed so much anyway?Isn't grass or animal skin enough?erry was wondering about those things and walking until she reached a death-end..A stupid shop was on her way!
erry:WHAT THE HECK???
Chackezukab:You must be new to the town.I'm Chackezukab and you are?
erry:I am..errzukab.
Chackezukab:Nice name there.A bit rare.
erry:I wish to see ezukab.
Chackezukab:You what??Haha,funny 
erry:I really need to see her!
Chackezukab:I can help you get out of here,but I can't go to bakaar city.It's dark and scary!It's the city of criminals!And your clothes..You look like an erry.Anyway.I'll help you get out.
bakaar city
Bakkar cty was full of gloomy streets...In every corner,you could see someone being killed..The oddest thing was the law
"Law of bakaar
kill or be killed!"
erry:Aaaah!
Crimezukab:Your money or your life!
erry:I don't have money..
Crimezukab:That's imposible,unless you're an erry.
erry:I don't have money..They're..uh..stolen,ok?You came late.
Crimezukab:What?Somebody stole your money before me???I'll go kick their butt.In the meantime,get out of here before someone kils you!
erry:Ok..
Crimezukab: Azaria is the town of technology.you need to solve a math equation in order to get in
erry:A what????
Crimezukab(wispering):Here's the answer to it:
100+(2*300)-500=x
x=100+600-500
x=700-500
x=200
erry:Thanks.
Crimezukab:No problem.Now,get the heck out of my town!
erry:the town is yours?
Crimezukab:..GET OUT BEFORE I KICK YOUR BUTT.AND YOU KNOW,I CAN MAKE IT REALLY HURT.
erry:Ok,ok..
At the gate of Azaria
Mathzukab:I'm Mathzukab.Here is the equation you need to solve.
100+(2*300)-500=x
erry:Ok..
x=100+600-500
x=700-500
x=200
Mathzukab:Correct!
erry:Can you help me see ezukab?
Mathzukab:Sure.Let's go to mud town
Mud town
mathzukab:There's mud everywhere..There's only one way to get through
erry:Which is?
mathzukab:I'll use my power,attack you and make you fly!
erry:..Ok..
mathzukab:Good-bye!
erry:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!
ezukab castle
erry landed exactly at ezukab and hit her.Then,a little object came out of her mouth.
ezukab:Finally..I'm fred of what made me bad...Let's go back to erryworld!
Back at erryworld,ezukab explaned that she had eaten that object that made her bad.
ezukab:And that's the last thing I remember.
erry:Wow.So are you going to be a good little erry now?
ezukab:Yes,why not?By the way,what's that thing I'm holding?I don't remember ANYTHING!
erry:It's money.Something totally useless.Throw it away.
ezukab:Ok.Can my name be ezukaberry again?
erry:Sure
ezukaberry:Yay!
So,erry berry,cherry and ezukaberry had fun together..This is the end of ep.1!
Episode 2
There was an erry called strawberry.She was lonely,and she made potions all day long.But what were those potions about?erry was wandering about it so much!
erry:Why doesn't strawberry ever talk to us?She's so busy all day long!
berry:Strawberry,come here please!
strawberry:hello.
erry:Hi
strawberry:You needed to talk to me?
erry;Yes.What are those potions you make?
strawberry:I can't tell you.
erry:Hmm..Fine.
erry was curious,so she followed strawberry,who went in a cave.
chanerry:Gimme some potions please.
erry:What are those potions about\?
chanerry:Please feel sorry for me!!!I need them to stay alive.
erry:The way you get them is not good.
Death:I'm here for chanerry.However,if you can fight me and you win,you can have eternal life..chanerry and erry VS me and Lifetaker
chanerry:Sure
death:First,there's a speed race.Then swimming,then fighting
in the speed race,erry and death raced using their powers.erry won.Chanerry and Lifetaker were old,so their race was really hard.Chanerry won,because Lifetaker fainted one cm before the end.The swimming race was accually diving.Death jumped first.erry fell on his head,chanerry on his belly and Life taker on his foot!erry and chanerry won.In the last sport,erry wiped death with her power and chanerry..Well,she used a potion,but don't say that anywhere!
erry:we won!
chanerry:But I desided to stay.I love Lifetaker..
Lifetaker:me too!
erry:So..Let's go!
End of Episode
Episode 3-Part 1(adventure at sea)(Deticated to a statue at Papanikolis square...)
One nice day,while erry,berry and cherry were playing at the grass,they saw a huge wave coming,which also brought a wierd,woden object with it !
erry:What's this thing?
berry:I don't know.Why don't you use your access to complite knowledge?
erry:Ok...Knowledge,come to me!!
erry:Oh.It's a boat.It's what humans use to travel in the sea.
berry:looks kool!
erry:who wants a little ride?
cherry:Me,me,me,me,me,me,me,me,me,me,me,me,me,me,me,me,me,me,me,me,me,me,me,me,me,me!
berry:...And me..
erry:Good!
Then,a huge wave came and took the boat away..Water got on erry's mouth and made her faint for a while...
berry:erry?
cherry:Wake up,buddy!
erry:...Where...Am...I?
berry:I don't believe you forgot!Come on!Wake up!!
erry:berry?
berry:Exactly
erry:Oh,I remember.We're at the vast sea!
cherry:Look!There's land right ahead!!!
erry:Woah.I'ts Greece.Hey,look up there!A man that has turned in stone from some terrible magic..
berry:Use your power to make him normal again!!
erry:Ok.Come to me,power.Help that man escape magic!
Man:Woah.What happened.I've been a statue for such a long time.Who are you girls?I owe you my life!How can I help?I really owe you my whole life!
erry:I'm erry.This is berry,and the other girl is cherry
ManLI'm mr.Papanikolis.
Mr.Papanikolis:So,how can I help?
erry:Do you know how to go to erryworld?
Mr.Papanikolis:Yeah.First,you'll go to America.Then you'll go to China.Then,you'll go to England.Then you'll go to France.And after all this,return here.If you have done all this,a portal should open.But,remember:Do it with the right order,or you get nothing.
erry:Ok.How do I get to all those contries?
Mr.Papanikolis:I'll send winds that will guide you.Now,go!
erry:America must be near...Oh look,there's a huge wave coming!!Whatch out!
berry:Noo!!
(later)
erry:Wh..where?
berry:We're under water!
erry:I'll use my power.But it will be hard!
berry:We'll help!
erry:AAARGGGGHHH!!!
(later)
erry:A waterfall!
berry:Now what?
erry:Go to the thing infront..Whatever they call it!
So they fell,but nobody was hurt...Fortunately,the boat was OK,too.
erry:Now,we need to get out of this town.
Mister:Chin-Chan.Chin chouin chanachuna.Ciang-bang!(Hello,may I help you?)
berry:You know chinese,right?
erry:Yes.
erry:Chinuahatamakata-Chan (I need to get out of this town)
Mister:chin-chan!(Take the river!)
erry:Ok....
erry:This is England.Now we need to go to France.
cherry:Eggland?
berry:It's England,cherry.Not Eggland!
Milkman:I sell creamy,nutritious milk for just $5 per bottle!
erry:Do you know how to go to France?
Milkman:Ask Elisabeth the 151st.Here is a picture of her:
erry:Where is she?
Milkman:In the castle..
erry:Ok.
(later)
Elisabeth:Hello,hello.
erry:Hi.We need help to go to France.
Elisabeth:Sure...Take my boat..
(later,at France)
erry:Now we only need to go to Greece...
Mister:Bonjour.(Good morning)
erry:Uh..Hello?
Mister:Comment tu t'appele?(What's your name?)
erry:Uh..My name is erry can you help me get out?
Mister:Je ne comprendre pas.(I don't understand)
erry:Knowledge,go to that man and teach him english,because I do not know French,and I don't want to learn it!
Mister:What..I know English?
erry:Now.How can I go to Greece?
Mister:It's a bit far from here..If you get a plain you can be there in 3 hours!
erry:Where can I find a plain?
Mister:Uh....Try the airport...They don't fly for free.They need money!
erry:Where can I find money?
Mister:I could give you some...I guess..There,take 450€.Enough for three one-way to Greece.
erry:Wow,thanks.
Mister:No problem.I'm rich and I LOVE helping!
erry:Bye.
Mister:Bye.If you ever come to France again,seek for Jacques Jean Pierre.That's my name!
(later,back at Greece)
Mister Papanikolis:Welcome,welcome.Now you can enter the portal to erryworld.But enter all in once,or the portal will close...
erry:We jump at "three".One.
berry:Two.
cherry:Three!
(so they jumped and all managed to enter erryworld..)
erry:Is everyone OK?
berry:Yeah,nice to be back in erryworld!!
cherry:I missed the clean air and the nice mountains...
erry:Me too.So who needs some rest?
cherry:We all need some
End of part 1.
Part2(adventure at space)-Deticated to a friend...
erry was happily sleeping,when a spaceship appeared...
???:Help me,please!
erry:What?
???:I am Bill Gates!
Bill Gates:I've ruled the space for years seeking for power.And now,that I've finally found it,a friend tricked me by saying he'd give me more power and took over a planet I'd conquered...I thought I could take care of that bastard on my own,but it looks like I need help.I need you,to use your power of Light and Wisdom,oh,queen of erryworld..
erry:Oh,foolish person,who wants to have power,I shall fight for your will.But,please,don't call me queen.erry is my name.I'm a simple person who tries to keep order to this vast world of mine...
Bill Gates:Thank you,erry.Your beauty is as much as your wisdom.
erry:Say that again and lose your last chance to get help!
Bill Gates:Sorry...
later,at space..
Bill Gates:Alright.We must do something to get rid of those alien bastards,before they kick our asses the hell out of here.
erry:Ok,here's what we do.First,you stop talking like that,because kids are reading this novel.Then we attack them.I get their attention,you attack.Got it?
Bill Gates:Can't I attack?
erry:I'm the one with access to complite knowledge.
Bill Gates:Fine...So..many years of study..Go to waste..
erry:It's because you humans care about the money,not the knowledge.Well,take that!
(later)
Bill Gates:Turn left!Now,right!
erry:A black hole!Jump off the space ship!
Bill Gates:But I paid all of microsoft's savings for that..
erry:Life cannot be bought.
Bill Gates: fine!
Both:aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
(later)
erry:Bill...Are you ok...Bill..
erry:Oh..now you're dead..I told you to stop seeking for power,but it was too late..May you rest in peace..
(back at erryworld)
berry:Is everything OK?
erry:Bill Gates died.Let's see...Death time:22/03/07 20:13 (GMT +02:00)
cherry:We could revive him.
erry:Yes,but we need a reason,and it has to be importand,too.
cherry:He's handsome.
erry:You're right.Let's do this.Note that Bill might have lost some or all of his memory.
berry:Ok.
Bill Gates:Wh..Where..Am..I?
erry:Bill,you remember me?
Bill Gates:erry..The queen of erryworld..What happened?
erry:You were dead,I revived you.
Bill Gates:oh...thank you.Now,I must go..See you..
erry:Bye,foolish boy.
Bill Gates:Bye..
End of ep.,to be continued..
Episode 4.
erry,berry and cherry were happily walking when they found a temple
berry:what's this?
erry:It's a temple. Temples are made to honor God's usually!
???:erry..come to me..
erry:Who..are....you??
???:I'm God.The real God.The one who gave Birth to Jesus Christ.
God:You should believe in me..
erry:What..was that??
berry:It scared me!
cherry:I guess that guy is our God..
erry:Yeah.Let's go tell the other errys!
(later)
ezukaberry:So,you're saying some guy told you he's God and you believed him.
erry:But..I saw it...There was a light..And there was voice...And a tree was on fire without burning down..
God:ezukab,it's true!
ezukaberry:Aaaah!
God:Don't be afraid,I need you.
ezukab:What do you want me to do??
God:Not just you.All of you errys;
erry:The whole erryworld?
God:No,just you four can make it.
erry:Oh.
God:I need you to save a little erry who's lost in the forest.I tried to save her,but she's afraid of me,so how about you do it for me?
erry:What's her name?
God:Akaberry is her name.
erry:Ok,that's all we need!Let's go!
(later)
erry:Akaberry,where are you?
Akaberry:Aaaargh!I've been waiting for you,Tank!
erry:..Tank?
Akaberry:Oh,sorry erry..I thought Tank'd come by,so I'd be able to take revenge on him.
erry:Who's tank?
Akaberry:Years ago,there was a world called TankWorld.Tank was the leader.That world was vast..Tank needed power to control it..He collected some particular jewellery,but they destroyed his world,by making it sink in the sea.I tryed to warn him,but he nearly killed me..I want to take revenge!
erry:but he's dead..Isn't he?
Akaberry:I wish he were.I gave him oxygene to llive under the sea,then he tried to kill me again.But I left..And survived.Now he wants to take over our world..Don't worry though.He's the only Tanker who survived..But he's really powerful.He could destroy all of us.
erry:I'll have to stop him,then.
Akaberry:I wish you luck.
(later)
Akaberry:If I'm right,Tank will arive soon.
Tank:I'm here to take over this world!
erry:Right.You and..how many others?
Tank:Foolish creature,my power's enough to kill all of you!
erry:We'll see that!
Tank:Fine.HAVE ALL MY POWER!
So, Tank uaed all his power against erry. Quite a stupid decision, I’d say, because that caused him to faint. When he woke up, he asked for a donkey to take him home.
So,the donkey took Tanker to his home… and erryworld was peaceful. And that is the end of errysia cause I want to write another novel.
